So I didn’t know that fucking dragons existed. Just look at them. Just fucking look.
They hide under a disguise of feathers and call themselves bearded vultures. But I see through their lies.
Want one as a pet? Well they’d be $9000 dollars, but that’s hypothetical because you simply cannot have one. Also, they like to eat dead parrots and dolphins and that’s out of your budget too. Ablubblubbloo…
i want a lammergeier so badly no one has any idea
definitely not out of my budget. i have like ten dead dolphins in my fridge rn.
I love the facial expression on the guy in the first picture.
“I… guys, I’m really not comfortable holding this freaky bird-thing. Oh god it’s looking at me. Do you SEE that evil goatee it’s got going? Shit, this thing’s going to kill me.”
The animators for the Dinosaurs in Jurassic Park practicing their dinosaur runs
Perfection. I have found it.
These people were living the dream.